Go Lance!!!! (and other alien stories)
Who doesn't think that Lance Armstrong is one of the best atheletes who ever lived? The guy beats cancer and is poised to win his seventh Tour De France in a ROW!! Holy Cow. I would rather watch grass grow than watch cycling on TV, except maybe sprint cycling in the Olympics, but that doesn't mean that I don't have tremendous respect for this guy, and all of the riders in the tour. They race 2241 MILES in 3 WEEKS on bikes. I dont think i could handle driving that far in that time frame. Saturday is the last official race day, actually they may have already started. Everybody send your good vibes to Lance and his team, one day stands between him and his seventh win. People are going to be talking about this guy and this race 100 years from now, this is truly a moment in history. And to think that they've gone over 2,000 miles and less than 3 minutes separates the leaders. Incredible. Man i'd be so pissed if i were the second best cyclist the last 7 years straight.
Has anyone seen the "Men in Black" movies. I think Lance Armstrong is probably one of the aliens in disguise. Not to mention the fact that the guy has Sheryl Crow for a girlfriend. I hear she likes aliens. Maybe she's an alien too. I mean could a human write so many good songs? maybe. Plus she used to sing backup for Michael Jackson before she became famous. Michael Jackson is definitely an alien. no doubt about that. His alien disguise has clearly worn down over the years. I think beings from his planet must not survive well on Earth. Earth's atmosphere turns them white and makes their noses shrink. gross. I tend to think that i need to get out in the sun and get a tan, but then i look at Michael, and I dont feel so pale anymore. Thats actually one star that I'm kinda glad I've never worked with. I mean, I would have loved to be a part of "Thriller" or "Off the Wall", but then i was just a young boy when those records were made and i'm scared to speculate how i might have contributed to their making. Thank god i'll never know.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand...... GO LANCE!!!!!!!! You are one amazing alien.
- Ken
Has anyone seen the "Men in Black" movies. I think Lance Armstrong is probably one of the aliens in disguise. Not to mention the fact that the guy has Sheryl Crow for a girlfriend. I hear she likes aliens. Maybe she's an alien too. I mean could a human write so many good songs? maybe. Plus she used to sing backup for Michael Jackson before she became famous. Michael Jackson is definitely an alien. no doubt about that. His alien disguise has clearly worn down over the years. I think beings from his planet must not survive well on Earth. Earth's atmosphere turns them white and makes their noses shrink. gross. I tend to think that i need to get out in the sun and get a tan, but then i look at Michael, and I dont feel so pale anymore. Thats actually one star that I'm kinda glad I've never worked with. I mean, I would have loved to be a part of "Thriller" or "Off the Wall", but then i was just a young boy when those records were made and i'm scared to speculate how i might have contributed to their making. Thank god i'll never know.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand...... GO LANCE!!!!!!!! You are one amazing alien.
- Ken
posted by Protools Mixing at 2:49 AM
1 Comments:
Once I read an article about Lance, if you think this bike trip is insane you should hear about his work out schedule in order to do this. The man never gives himself a day off, working out a solid 8-10 hours per day. He trains differant muscles differant days. And the hardest part to believe, he's been doing it for the past decade or so. I get on the treadmill from time to time, and even that gets mentally challenging...
And you're on the right track to staying away from Micheal Jackson when you were a young boy. Even now i'd be a little terrified in his presence.
-tom
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